Always take time to stop and smell the roses… and sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
Q: What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
Gilb’s Laws Of Unreliability: 1) At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming…….
Suspecting that his wife had a lover, but still having to be away for a day and a night, the very clever husband came up with an idea. Under their…….
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don’t wanna go to. I’D LOVE TO BUT… …I did my own thing and now I’ve…….
Your “Quarter Pounder” has a long, thin tail. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead. Sign out front reads, “No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can’t…….
A cantor brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: “Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000.” There is a hushed and awed…….
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million…….
Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest. You can achieve a “Runners High” by sitting up. You say the…….
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your…….