Things could be worse; suppose

Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

Rich russian buying a Mercedes Benz 600 series car

A New Russian is buying “Mersedes” of the 600 series. Before giving him keys and documentation a salesman asks: “Excuse me, Sir, a week ago You bought here a car…….

Hillbillies

How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!

A Blonde (male) joke I hadnt heard before.

Told to me by my girlfriend, who isn’t blond. (Though I am): Q: Why do blondes have bruises around their belly button? A: Because there are blond guys, too.

Priceless

Star Wars Alternative Ending

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning…….

Really Stupid People

Really Stupid People A Los Angeles man who later said he was “tired of walking,” stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped…….

A veterinarian was feeling ill

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she…….

The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of…….

Monks…

A monk joins a abbey ready to dedicate his life to copying ancient books by hand. After the first day though, he reports to the head priest. He’s concerned that…….