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Things could be worse; suppose

Things could be worse; suppose

May 17, 2013, Category: Business jokes

Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

Rich russian buying a Mercedes Benz 600 series car

Rich russian buying a Mercedes Benz 600 series car

May 17, 2013, Category: General Jokes

A New Russian is buying “Mersedes” of the 600 series. Before giving him keys and documentation a salesman asks: “Excuse me, Sir, a week ago You bought here a car…….

Hillbillies

Hillbillies

May 17, 2013, Category: General Jokes

How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!

A Blonde (male) joke I hadnt heard before.

A Blonde (male) joke I hadnt heard before.

May 17, 2013, Category: Blonde jokes

Told to me by my girlfriend, who isn’t blond. (Though I am): Q: Why do blondes have bruises around their belly button? A: Because there are blond guys, too.

Priceless

Priceless

May 17, 2013, Category: Funny Pictures
Star Wars Alternative Ending

Star Wars Alternative Ending

May 16, 2013, Category: General Jokes

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning…….

Really Stupid People

Really Stupid People

May 16, 2013, Category: Idiots jokes

Really Stupid People A Los Angeles man who later said he was “tired of walking,” stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped…….

A veterinarian was feeling ill

A veterinarian was feeling ill

May 16, 2013, Category: General Jokes

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she…….

The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

May 16, 2013, Category: Political jokes

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of…….

Monks…

Monks…

May 16, 2013, Category: Religious jokes

A monk joins a abbey ready to dedicate his life to copying ancient books by hand. After the first day though, he reports to the head priest. He’s concerned that…….

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