Blonde jokes

Ice Fishing (Added On: 2011-06-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?

A: She was run over by the Zambonis machine.

Ice Fishing (Added On: 2011-06-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she madefor the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, shestarted to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, avoice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos ofcappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens,the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of theice,set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice cameonce more."THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!"

Ice Fishing (Added On: 2010-03-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

How did the blonde die while ice fishing?