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Back in Court (Added On: 2010-05-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A repeat offender was brought before the judge, who said, "Haven't I seen you in here several times before? And didn't I tell you I never wanted to see you in here again?"

The offender replied, "Yes, Your Honor, that's exactly what I told the officer, but he insisted I come anyway!"

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Bee Milky (Added On: 2010-05-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q. What kind of bees make the best milk? A. Boo-bees!

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Cow Riddle (Added On: 2010-05-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?

It was daytime

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Dead dog (Added On: 2010-05-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest:

"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog`s death. But, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in the church. However, there`s a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they`ll do something for the animal."

Muldoon said, "I`ll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick: "$500? - Why didn`t you tell me the dog was Catholic?!"

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A Mother Cow (Added On: 2010-04-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?

"Decafinated"

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