Answering Machine jokes
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Suicide Hotline (Added On: 2010-08-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Thank you for calling the Suicide Hotline. Please leave your name, number, and a brief description of your chosen method of demise, and we'll be sure to get back to you sometime within the next week or so.[BEEP]
Prank call (Added On: 2010-05-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)"You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave me this number."
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