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Fag bar (Added On: 2012-02-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two fags walk into a gay bar. One fag says to the other, "Do you cum here often?"

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Wish I could do that.. (Added On: 2012-02-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

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Just Keep Drinking! (Added On: 2012-01-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks.” So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, “Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.” The guys says, “Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got.” The bartender says, “What've you got?” The guy says, “75 cents.”

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King of Beers (Added On: 2012-01-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senior, I would like the
world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the
shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The bartender
is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you
drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies "Well, if you
guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

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Cogito, ergo sum. (Added On: 2012-01-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Rene Descartes walks into a bar, really thirsty and hankering for a cool beer. The bartender, seeing a person of such celebrated status walk in, thinks "I've got to set this guy up with something really nice!" So he says to Descartes, "Mr. Descartes, would you like a nice snifter of cognac or perhaps some whisky from Scotland? On the house?"

Descartes replies, "Oh, I think not"...and promptly disappears!

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