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Cunning man (Added On: 2010-09-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Each time the man visits this bar he has a little white box with him. The lady bartender is finally overcome with interest, and ask: "What's in the box?" To which he replies "The most amazing frog ever. He loves to go down on women and he is really great." She suggest she found out how how good the frog is. In the back room she takes off all her clothes, and spreads her legs apart as the man takes the frog out of the box and places him between her legs. After several minutes nothing is happening. The man reaches down and picks the frog up, and shaking him says: "Now listen, I am going to show you one more time!"

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Be careful whose fingers you have in your mouth. (Added On: 2010-09-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There's this woman who's in a bar and she walks up to the bartender. He has a beard, and she starts running her fingers through it and eventually sticks a couple of fingers in his mouth.She asks him if he's the manager, and he says no; so she says: could you tell the manger that there's no handsoap or toilet paper in the ladies room?

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Libraries Are Sexy (Added On: 2010-08-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got fine written all over you!

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The Pony (Added On: 2010-07-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"

Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"

"May I please have a drink?"

"What? You have to speak up!"

"Could I please have a drink?"

"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."

"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."

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$100 (Added On: 2010-07-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A guy walks into a bar and sees a fish tank full of cash in 100's. He walks up to the bartender and asks how he would be able to get that money. The bartender says "well, I have three things for you to do for me. First, theres a guy in a green hat thats been sitting inside my bar and causing trouble, i want you to go out and beat him up and throw him in the back dumpster. Second, theres a dog next to the dumpster that has a sore tooth and has been yelping for help all day, I need you to take care of it. Third, my mom is upstairs in the bedroom. She hasnt had had much "attention" in a while (if you know what I mean), so I'd like for you to help her out on that."The man agreed.First, he takes care of the guy in the green hat inside of the bar and takes him outside and tosses him in the dumpster. Meanwhile, inside, the bartender is listening to whats going on outside and hears a whole bunch of yelling and screaming from the dog for a long time. The man comes running back into the bar, completely out of breath and says "Allright, now where's the woman with the sore tooth?!"

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