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Sour Grapes (Added On: 2012-02-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

This duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"The bartender says no, and the duck leaves.The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender again says no, and the duck leaves.Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"The bartender, losing his patience, screams at the duck, "I told you duck, I don't have any grapes and if you ask me again I will nail your feet to the floor!!"The duck looked startled and leaves.Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?"The bartender replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

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Fag bar (Added On: 2012-02-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two fags walk into a gay bar. One fag says to the other, "Do you cum here often?"

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Wish I could do that.. (Added On: 2012-02-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

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Just Keep Drinking! (Added On: 2012-01-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks.” So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, “Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.” The guys says, “Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got.” The bartender says, “What've you got?” The guy says, “75 cents.”

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King of Beers (Added On: 2012-01-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senior, I would like the
world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the
shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The bartender
is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you
drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies "Well, if you
guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

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