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Blonde and the mosquito (Added On: 2010-07-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.

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The Blond and the Brunette. (Added On: 2010-07-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.
All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!
There was only one parachute and a flashlight.

The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a magic flashlight, I will shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light! Then I will follow you with the parachute."

The blond looked at her sceptically and said, "Do you think I am that dumb? I know when I am halfway down you're gonna turn it off!"

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Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? (Added On: 2010-07-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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Innuendo (Added On: 2010-07-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?

A: An Italian suppository.

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Camping Trip (Added On: 2010-07-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.

Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making up a time schedule, Tim was to decide on their events, and to fit them into Johnnie's schedule and Sally would test all their equipment before setting out.

They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited. They arrived right on schedule and were getting ready for their first event - hiking up the mountain. But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally asked Mike if he would prepare the meal and, of course, Mike said he would.

About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can't make the supper. I can't light a fire with the matches you brought."

Sally replied, "I don't understand! Those matches should be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we left."

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