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Lawyers and Blondes (Added On: 2010-03-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Did you hear about the ambulance-chasing lawyer who married the blonde?A: I heard they lived fulfilling lives even though the lawyer eventually questioned his way of business, and became a loan officer.gavinfx@yahoo.com

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What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? (Added On: 2010-03-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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What else could it be? (Added On: 2010-03-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinese man, an Irishman, an Englishman, an American, and a Scotsman walked into a bar.

The barman said, "Hey, what kind of joke is this?"

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Is the Coast Clear? (Added On: 2010-03-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A blonde and her husband are asleep when the phone rings, she answers it. After a few minutes the blonde says,"I don't know. That's like two thousand miles away," and she hangs up the phone.

"Who was that?" asks her husband.

"It was some woman asking if the coast was clear!"

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Job Function at M&M (Added On: 2010-02-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proof reading.

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