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Blonde Joke (Added On: 2012-02-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Want to hear three blonde jokes? Listen to Hanson!

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Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket? (Added On: 2012-01-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A. A rebel without a clue!

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Mind telling me the time? (Added On: 2012-01-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

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Blonde - Drowning (Added On: 2012-01-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless. ''Where have you been?'' asked the man. ''I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!''

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Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? (Added On: 2012-01-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A: Last year's hide and seek champ.

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