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You got Mail! (Added On: 2012-03-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later she checked it again this happened all through the day till the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was.

"My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

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One day after work, a (Added On: 2012-03-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza. When it was finished, the waiter asked the blonde if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.The blonde thought a bit and then finally said "Better make it four, I'd never be able to eat eight."

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Blonde and Easter Bunny (Added On: 2012-03-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the Easter Bunny hopping on the road. Well, he was going too fast, and he didn't hit the brakes in time, so he hit the Easter Bunny.

He was really upset, and was thinking, "Oh no, what about all those poor little kids?? What can I do!?" Then, a blonde drove up in her car, and asked, "What's wrong?" "I hit the Easter Bunny!!" said the guy. "Oh, I know what to do," said the blonde, and she went into her car, got a can, and sprayed the Easter Bunny with it.

A few minutes later, the Easter Bunny got up, hopped a little bit, turned around and waved, hopped a little, turned around and waved, and it kept doing that. When the Easter Bunny was out of sight, the guy turned to the blonde and asked, "Wow, I'm dying to know what was in that can!!"

"Oh," said the blonde, "It was hair spray. It says, 'Spray on dead hair for permanent wave.'"

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smart blonde? (Added On: 2012-03-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

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Bill Gates dies and (Added On: 2012-03-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.

Satan greets him: ''Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.''

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, ''I'll take this option.''

''Fine,'' says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

''That was Bill Gates!'' cried Lucifer. ''Why did you give him the best place of all!''

''That's what everyone thinks,'' snickered Satan. ''The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't...''

''What about the PC?''

''It's got Windows 95!'' laughed Satan. ''And it's missing three keys.''

''Which three?''

''Control, Alt and Delete.''

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