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You cant win. You (Added On: 2012-01-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit the game.

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Join in the new game (Added On: 2012-01-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

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Ducharmes Precept: Opportunity always (Added On: 2012-01-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

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If at first you dont (Added On: 2012-01-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If at first you don't succeed, well...darn.

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Life can only be understood (Added On: 2012-01-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

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