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A consensus means that everyone (Added On: 2010-07-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban

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Experience is something you do (Added On: 2010-06-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

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Youre not drunk if you (Added On: 2010-06-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

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Commit suicide. A hundred (Added On: 2010-05-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong.

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If you try to please (Added On: 2010-05-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

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