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Priest and Michael Jackson (Added On: 2012-01-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What did Michael Jackson say to the priest when he saw a five year old boy?

Hands off! I saw him first...

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Whats the Score? (Added On: 2011-11-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Yankees have in common??
A. They both need a twelve year old boy to score!

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Michael Jackson (Added On: 2011-11-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why is Michael Jackson's new album entitled "Bad?"

Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic."

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Michael Jackson - grocery bag (Added On: 2011-09-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with, and you carry your groceries in in the other one.

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Michael Jackson joke (Added On: 2011-09-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!

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