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Man or a woman? (Added On: 2010-04-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman. The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both. The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both. Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both. The boy then asks, "Father, is Michael Jackson God?"
Child of the 80s (Added On: 2010-01-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
You are a child of the 80'S if:
- You know what a "burnout" is.
- You know what "Sike" means.
- You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
- You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
- You wanted to be a Goonie.
- You know who Max Headroom is.
- You ever wore flourescent, neon if you will, clothing.
- You could breakdance, or wish you could.
- You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
- Partying "like it's 1999" seemed so far away.
- You wanted to be on StarSearch.
- You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
- You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who
did.
- You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
- You had to have your MTV.
- You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".
- You thought Molly Ringwald was really cool.
- You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a really good movie.
- You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
- You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
- You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
- You own any cassettes.
- You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the
moon.
- You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.
- Or any other stupid collection they came out with.
- Poltergeist freaked you out.
- You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an E.T. lunchbox.
- You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
- You know what a Doozer is.
- You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew
someone who did.
- You ever had a Swatch Watch.
- You can name 1/2 the members of Duran Duran.
- You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
- You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
- You know what a "Whammee" is.
- You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.
If you can identify with at least half of this list then you are most certainly
a product of the 80's!
What college did Jacko attend? (Added On: 2009-09-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
What college did Michael Jackson attend?
Michael is dirty (Added On: 2009-07-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
When Micheal Jacksons ex-girlfriend had his baby, Michael asked, "Honey, it's been nine months. When can I have sex again?"She said, "Damn, Michael... at least let the kid learn how to walk first!"
Celebrity Camps (Added On: 2009-06-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Tommy Lee's..................Camp Kickachick
Monica Lewinsky's.........Camp Suckaweewee
President Clinton's..........Camp Getahoochie
Ellen DeGeneres's........Camp Lickacoochie
Kenneth Star's.................Camp Catchacrook
O.J. Simpson's................Camp Killachick
Lorena Bobbit's..............Camp Cutaweewee
Tonya Harding's.............Camp Clubaknee
Susan Smith's...................Camp Blameabrotha
Pamela Lee's...................Camp Lottatatas
Michael Jackson's..........Camp Wannabewhitey
Louis Farakahn's............Camp Killawhitey
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