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Michael Jackson joke (Added On: 2011-07-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

They both have boys pants half off.

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Joke about Michael Jackson (Added On: 2011-07-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Is there any truth to the rumour that Michael Jackson is to re-release an earlier hit. It's now titled ...

"It doesn't matter if you're Black THEN White"

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MICHAL JACKSON BURN DAWG (Added On: 2011-05-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

what does michael jackson have in common with k-mart .... they both have little boys pants half off

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Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart (Added On: 2011-04-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q. What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

A. They both have boys pants half off.

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Arnie and jackson (Added On: 2010-11-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in an airplane. There are lots of kids on the plane with them.
Suddenly an engine catches fire. The plane is going to crash. Realising this, Arnie and Michael grab the only two parachutes on the plane.

"What about the kids?" asks Michael

"F**k the kids" Arnie replies

Michael thinks for a moment and says

"Do you think we have time?"

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