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Viagra (Added On: 2011-02-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?

Fix-A-Flat and Miracle Grow.

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Scabs (Added On: 2010-08-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

This guy is having sex with a hooker and he says, "You're so dry."

The hooker replies, "Give me two minutes."

Two minutes later she comes back and they continue. The man says, "That's much better. What did you do?"

The hooker replies, "I picked off the scabs."

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Rough boys (Added On: 2010-05-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

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"Doctor, How Can I Fix My Problem?" (Added On: 2010-04-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There was once a man who could not get his penis up.
His wife was sad. They had no fun,
So one day the man went to the doctors
to get a perscription for his problem.
"We don't like to just give drugs out" the doctor said.
"I want you to try something and if it doesn't work come back."
"What?" the man asked.
"When your wife is asleep,
Stick your finger in her pussy
and sniff your fingers."
"Do you think it will really work?"
The doctor was sure.
So, the next night when his wife lay next to him in bed,
he did what the doctor said.
He sniffed those fingers and found them to be good.
He realized it worked, he realized he could.
"Honey, Honey!!" he called. "Wake up!"
With a grunt she turned on the light,
looked her husband in the face, and said

"You woke me to tell me you have a nose bleed!!"

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a cow (Added On: 2009-11-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

This right here is one of the best jokes ever. No matter what all my friends say.

Q: What did the Cow who crossed the road say to the other cow who didn't?

A: "Chicken!"

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