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Rough boys (Added On: 2010-05-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

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"Doctor, How Can I Fix My Problem?" (Added On: 2010-04-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There was once a man who could not get his penis up.
His wife was sad. They had no fun,
So one day the man went to the doctors
to get a perscription for his problem.
"We don't like to just give drugs out" the doctor said.
"I want you to try something and if it doesn't work come back."
"What?" the man asked.
"When your wife is asleep,
Stick your finger in her pussy
and sniff your fingers."
"Do you think it will really work?"
The doctor was sure.
So, the next night when his wife lay next to him in bed,
he did what the doctor said.
He sniffed those fingers and found them to be good.
He realized it worked, he realized he could.
"Honey, Honey!!" he called. "Wake up!"
With a grunt she turned on the light,
looked her husband in the face, and said

"You woke me to tell me you have a nose bleed!!"

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a cow (Added On: 2009-11-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

This right here is one of the best jokes ever. No matter what all my friends say.

Q: What did the Cow who crossed the road say to the other cow who didn't?

A: "Chicken!"

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how to be a respected citizen (Added On: 2009-10-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

there was a guy that went to alaska and asked the man at the border how to be a respected citizen and he said "first you must drink a bottle of wiskey without moving an eyelash, then kill a polar bear, and last you must make love to an alaskan women" and the man said "i'll drink the wiskey first" and did without moving an eyelash. then asked the man where to find the polar bear and the man said "on the outside of town." so he toke of and about an hour later came back all scratched bloody and his hair all matted and said "wow, that was tough!now where do i kill the alaskan lady?!"

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Boomerang (Added On: 2009-02-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?

A: Throw it down a one way street.

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