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Doctor jokes
No Wool Downstairs (Added On: 2011-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or have sex?" Doctor joke (off. to women) (Added On: 2011-11-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A woman walks into a doctor's office and when she sees the person wearing white she says: "Oh, Doc I have this terrible stomach ache for a few days, what's wrong with me?" He asks her to undress, lie on the bed and spread her legs. After a short examination he says: "Oh my God, I've never seen such a thing. Can you wait until I get someone else to see you?" He returns in a few minutes with another guy wearing white that performs the same examination and reacts: "You're right, but I've never seen such a thing as well." The woman that was very tense: "Doctors, can you please tell me what's wrong with me?" They: "We don't know, we're only the painters. The doctors are out for lunch." Lawyer road kill (Added On: 2011-10-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along side of the highway. One day as he was driving along he came across a Nun who appeared to be having car trouble. Pulling over to offer the Nun a ride to the nearest service station, the Nun graciously thanked the driver for stopping and accepted his offer. After driving a few miles the truck driver saw an attorney walking along the highway. As was his custom, the truck driver swerved to hit the attorney but, at the last moment, remembered he had the Nun as a passenger and abruptly swerved away to avoid hitting the attorney. Surprised upon hearing a loud 'thump' as he passed the attorney, the truck driver peered in his rear view only to see the attorney lying injured along side of the road. "I'm so sorry Sister, I thought I missed hitting that attorney!" the truck driver plead. "You did my son, but I got him with the door!" gleed the Nun. Show me the money (Added On: 2011-10-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a prestigious job. As part of the job interview each was asked why she wanted the job. Edith answered that she wanted to work for a firm with a reputation of being concerned with truth and justice. When it was her turn, Sally simply opened her purse, took out a rather thin wallet and laid it on the senior partner's desk. "I want to fatten it up as fast as possible" she said.Sally got the job Is she feeling any better? (Added On: 2011-08-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.
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