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" Crack Found on Governors (Added On: 2010-04-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
" Crack Found on Governor's Daughter " " Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says "
" Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers "
" Iraqi Head, Seeks Arms "
" Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? "
" Prostitutes Appeal to Pope "
" Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over "
" Teacher Strikes Idle Kids "
" Miners Refuse to Work after Death "
" Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant "
" War Dims Hope for Peace "
" If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile "
" Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures "
" Enfield, (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide "
" Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges "
" Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge "
" New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group "
" Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft "
" Kids Make Nutritious Snacks "
" Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy "
" Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half "
" Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors "
" Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead "
At the Doctors Reception (Added On: 2010-02-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
This woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from
excessive farting, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done
nothing about it. So the Doctor took down all of her medical history, a process
that took quite a while.
At the end, the woman says, "You see, Doctor, while I've been sitting here
talking to you I've broken wind five times, but there's no sound and no smell."
At this point, the Doctor scribbled something on a pad, ripped off a sheet and
handed it to the woman. "What's this?" she asked, "some pills?"
"No", replied the Doctor, "that is a prescription for a hearing aid; come in
next week, and we will operate on your nose."
Catholic Math (Added On: 2010-02-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
This Jewish father wants to send his kid to school, but is not sure where to send him to. Finally he just looks at the brochure from Catholic school and thinks that since it's priced reasonable and sounds like a nice place all together, he'll try him over there. His kid goes to school the first semester and comes home with a report card. His father takes a look, turns to his son and says: -"A plus in math??? How in the hell did you pull that off since that's your worse subject?"" Well father, the first day I walked into my math class and saw a guy hanging on a wall nailed to the plus sign - I knew they weren't mucking around!"
Good and Bad News from the Doctor (Added On: 2010-01-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the
doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like
to hear first?"Patient, "Well, give me the bad news first."
Doctor, "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years
left."
Patient, "That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What
kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?"
Doctor, "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are
going to forget everything I told you."
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (Added On: 2010-01-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
9. Stud Tires Out
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
15. Eye Drops off Shelf
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
30. War Dims Hope for Peace
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
35. Deer Kill 17,000
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
50. Air Head Fired
51. Steals Clock, Faces Time
52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
53. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumn
54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
56. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
58. Include your Children when Baking Cookies
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