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Ethnic jokes
Asians & Mexicans (Added On: 2012-02-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Q. How do you know when Asians have moved into the neighborhood? A. Mexicans start getting car insurance. How do you know if (Added On: 2012-02-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) How do you know if an Asian has been in your house? Mercedes Benz Driving Test (Added On: 2012-01-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) 1. Before changing lanes you should: 2. The top light on a traffic signal is: 3. The speed limit in a residential area is: 4. In California, when a pedestrian enters a cross walk, you should: 5. In the other 49 states, when a pedestrian enters a cross walk, you 6. Your may make a left turn from the right lane: 7. When a school bus has flashing red lights, you: 8. When you hear an emergency vehicle siren, you should: 9. You may make a U-turn in front of a fire station: 10. When approaching a traffic light where cars 11. When turning onto a side street, you should 12. A U-turn in a business district is legal: (A) only at an intersection. 13. Parking in a red-zone is permitted: 14. What is your annual gross income: Scoring If you answered 'd' on every question, you have a perfect If you answered a, b, or c on two or fewer questions, If you answered a, b, or c on more than two questions, Hot Dogs (Added On: 2012-01-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Two Chinese tourists were visiting USA. After some rambling, they got rather hungry.The first said, "I'd love to eat some dog."The second "Me, too! And look at that sign! It says, 'HOT DOGS'!"The other Chinese flicks through his English-Chinese dictionary and is confirmed that they serve dog there. They both walk into the shop and order hot dogs.After receiving their meals, the first Chinese looks between the bun and goes all white. He stares at his friend and asks, "Which part of the dog's anatomy did YOU get?" How did Japan start a (Added On: 2012-01-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) How did Japan start a war against African-Americans? They bombed Pearl Baily.
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