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A fine place to work (Added On: 2010-03-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

University of Alaska
Statewide Dept. of Human Resource Development
303 Tanana Drive, Room 1, Bunnell Bldg.
Fairbanks, Alaska 99701

Sirs,

I've decided to apply for your position as a systems
programmer even though I hate snow worse than I hate snakes.

I've been training for going on two years now at a local
community college in data processing, computers, and that sort of
stuff and have probably learned all about MVS/SP, JES2, ACF/VTAM,
NCP, CICS, IDMS and a bunch of other letters you didn't even list
(In fact, there's about 26 of them total)!

I feel that this qualifies me in that respect. As for IBM
systems, I have an IBM Selectric and even an IBM wall clock at
which my current boss says I watch better than anyone else here.
You list Assembly but that seems like a typo to me because that
is a hardware thing, nothing real programmers are supposed to do.
However, if you will train me I will even buy my own tools
provided you don't let any other real programmers see me doing
it.

I see that you list competitive salary but if the best you
can do is to compete with my current salary I don't think I can
afford the job. I thought programmers made lots of money. But
I'm easy. We can talk about that later.

Please note that I've included my phone number and address
but if you like you can just have my ticket waiting at the
airport if that's more convenient. Alaska Airlines first class
will be good enough.

By the way, just what does a systems programmer do? (You can
save that for the interview if you like.)

I'm glad to see you're an equal opportunity employer. My
boss says you would need to be to hire an "obnoxious bastard"
like me. Is that a protected group?

Well, act quick 'cause I'm going fast.

Sincerely,

Poindexter D. Bytechip

Brent C.J. Britton <Brent@Maine.bitnet>

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UK vs USA (Added On: 2010-03-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

An Englishman was recently asked about the differences betweenEnglish and American people. He said there were three:1. We speak English and you don't.2. When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries.3. When you meet the Head of State in England, you only have to go down on one knee.

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2 Canadian Guys (Added On: 2010-02-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.""What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.""What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

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Celtic Mortality (Added On: 2010-02-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?One less drunk.

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Why were 500 [ethnics] pushing (Added On: 2010-02-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why were 500 [ethnics] pushing a house down the street?

They were trying to jump start the furnace.

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