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Asians & Mexicans (Added On: 2012-02-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q. How do you know when Asians have moved into the neighborhood?

A. Mexicans start getting car insurance.

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How do you know if (Added On: 2012-02-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

- Your dog is gone and your homework is done.

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Mercedes Benz Driving Test (Added On: 2012-01-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

1. Before changing lanes you should:
(A) signal.
(B) check for traffic.
(C) both a & b.
(D) just swing into the lane without doing either a or b.

2. The top light on a traffic signal is:
(A) red.
(B) yellow.
(C) green.
(D) Who cares, it doesn't apply to me anyway.

3. The speed limit in a residential area is:
(A) 35 MPH.
(B) 25 MPH.
(C) 45 MPH.
(D) I paid $65,000 for this car, I'll drive as fast as I want.

4. In California, when a pedestrian enters a cross walk, you should:
(A) slow to a walking pace.
(B) go around the block.
(C) stop.
(D) speed up and honk your horn.

5. In the other 49 states, when a pedestrian enters a cross walk, you
should:
(A) maintain your speed.
(B) slow a little.
(C) slow a lot.
(D) speed up and don't bother honking your horn.

6. Your may make a left turn from the right lane:
(A) never.
(B) when there is a left turn arrow.
(C) on Sunday at 2 A.M.
(D) When ever you damn well feel like it.

7. When a school bus has flashing red lights, you:
(A) must stop.
(B) may pass on the left after checking.
(C) may pass after slowing to 5 MPH.
(D) use your car phone to order Chinese food
while passing on the left.

8. When you hear an emergency vehicle siren, you should:
(A) pull to the right and stop.
(B) pull into the nearest car wash.
(C) roll down your windows.
(D) turn up the radio and ignore it.

9. You may make a U-turn in front of a fire station:
(A) never.
(B) when the doors are closed.
(C) if there are no police around.
(D) when you have missed your turn.

10. When approaching a traffic light where cars
are stopped, you should:
(A) relax.
(B) watch the signal.
(C) stop a safe distance back from the car in front.
(D) call your wife/secretary on your car
phone so everyone can see that you have a car
phone.

11. When turning onto a side street, you should
signal:
(A) two blocks before turning.
(B) two car lengths before turning.
(C) two miles before turning.
(D) what for, if the guy behind me hits me, I'll sue him.

12. A U-turn in a business district is legal:

(A) only at an intersection.
(B) always.
(C) never.
(D) if I pass a sale at the jewelers.

13. Parking in a red-zone is permitted:
(A) never.
(B) on Sunday.
(C) if there is a fire hydrant.
(D) when I'll only be there for five minutes.

14. What is your annual gross income:
(A) $10,000-20,000.
(B) $20,000-40,000.
(C) $40,000-80,000.
(D) $80,000 and up.

Scoring

If you answered 'd' on every question, you have a perfect
score. You are certified to drive a Mercedes Benz
Automobile. You may, at your discretion, proceed to your
nearest Mercedes Benz authorized distributor and select
the Mercedes Benz Automobile of your choice.

If you answered a, b, or c on two or fewer questions,
you may request a retest in two weeks time. Please study
the Mercedes Benz motor vehicle guide in preparation for
your retest.

If you answered a, b, or c on more than two questions,
we're sorry, you just don't have the proper attitude to
be a Mercedes Benz Automobile driver. Perhaps you should
consider a BMW.

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Hot Dogs (Added On: 2012-01-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two Chinese tourists were visiting USA. After some rambling, they got rather hungry.The first said, "I'd love to eat some dog."The second "Me, too! And look at that sign! It says, 'HOT DOGS'!"The other Chinese flicks through his English-Chinese dictionary and is confirmed that they serve dog there. They both walk into the shop and order hot dogs.After receiving their meals, the first Chinese looks between the bun and goes all white. He stares at his friend and asks, "Which part of the dog's anatomy did YOU get?"

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How did Japan start a (Added On: 2012-01-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

How did Japan start a war against African-Americans?

They bombed Pearl Baily.

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