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Why arent there any Mexicans (Added On: 2011-11-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either.

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An Irishman, a Mexican, and (Added On: 2011-11-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck are construction workers for a tall
building. On their lunch break they sit at the top together. The
Mexican opens his lunchbox and says:
"If I get one more burrito in my lunch, that's it, I'm going to jump!"
The Irishman says:
"If I get potatoes one more time, that's it, I'm gonna jump!"
The Redneck says:
"If I get a bolonga sandwhich one more time, that's it, I'm gonna jump!"

The next day, they all get the same thing and they jump. At the funeral,
the Mexican's wife is crying, and she says,
"If I only knew, I would have made him something different."

The Irishman's wife says,
"I can't beleive it, I wish I made him something different!"

The Redneck's wife says,
"Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Literal Actions (Added On: 2011-11-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, "HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! "

.. and one of the guys says, "the sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE"

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The answer to the universe is 42 (Added On: 2011-11-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

LONDON (Nov 8, 1996 1:48 p.m. EST) - Scientists searching for one of the fundamental keys to the universe found they had been beaten to the answer by the comic cult novel "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"; and the answer was 42.

In the British novel and radio serial by Douglas Adams, an alien race programs a computer called Deep Thought to provide the ultimate answer to understanding life and the universe.

In the novel, seven and a half million years later Deep Thought comes back with the result - 42.

Astronomers at Britain's Cambridge University took a little less time - three years - to calculate the Hubble Constant that determines the age of the universe. But the answer was the same.

"It caused quite a few laughs when we arrived at the figure 42, because we're all great fans of The Hitchhiker's Guide," Dr. Keith Grange, one of the team of Cambridge scientists who worked on the project, said Friday.

"Everyone thought it was quite fun."

The scientists were using a new technique to determine the value of the Hubble Constant, a source of constant controversy among astronomers. The Constant is a measure of the rate at which galaxies are receding from each other as a result of the Big Bang that created the universe.

Knowing how quickly everything is flying apart can enable scientists to work out the universe's age.

This has presented a problem, since the large Hubble Constant values estimated by some experts would mean that the universe is younger than its oldest stars. The Cambridge team put the age of the universe at between 14 and 16 billion years.

Grange said the answer was unlikely to remain 42, however. The team plans to observe more galaxy clusters and take an average of a larger number of measurements.

"After averaging out all these values we'll have a relatively accurate answer," he said. "It may be 42, but it could be anything between0 and 55."

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One day an Indian, English, (Added On: 2011-10-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

One day an Indian, English, and Polish guy all wanted to get blow jobs.
So they decided to go to a place where they could get what they wanted.
When they got in they saw that there were three levels: gold, silver and
bronze.


So the English guy said, "I think I will take the bronze level. The other
two guys sat there for about two minutes when the English guy came out.

He said that was the best blow job he had ever had. The Indian asked him
what she did that was so special.

He said she put ice cream on my dick and licked it all off.

Then the Indian said I think I will take the silver level. Three minutes
later the Indian come out and said that was the best blow job I've ever
had.


The other two guys asked what she did. He said she put ice cream, hot
fudge and caramel on my dick and licked it all off.


The Polish guy was amazed at what she did to the Indian so he decided to
take the gold room.

Five minutes later he came out saying, "That was the best blow job I've
ever had."

There was a pause, then the English guy asked the Polish guy what she did.

He said she put, ice cream, hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream and a cherry
on my dick.

There was another pause, "Then what? Then what?" shouts the English guy.

"Well," said the Polish guy "it looked so good I ate it myself."

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