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Mexican Barbeque (Added On: 2010-07-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why dont mexicans have backyard barbeques?

Because all of the rice and beans fall through the grill.

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Have you heard the one (Added On: 2010-07-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Have you heard the one about the . . . .

. . . colored man who saw his girlfriend in a sack dress and said, "Honey,
is you in fashion or is you in trouble."

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Fluctuations (Added On: 2010-06-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two brothers, Ying and Yang, wandering down a street in America with arms full of purchases and cameras swinging from their necks, one of the brothers slips into the bank to exchange 30,000 yen into dollars.Ying: 'I wan to change 30,000 yen for dollar, bow much I get?' Teller: 'Oh, you will get $8000.' Ying: ‘Fank you very much.' Teller: 'You're welcome,' and hands Ying the $8000. Ying and Yang carry on doing copious amounts of shopping until Yang says he is a little low on local currency. So Ying told Yang to go to the same bank and get a good deal. So off Yang goes. Yang: 'I wan to change 30,000 yen for dollar. Now much I get?' Teller: 'Oh, you will get $6000. ' Yang: 'Only $6000! But how cum my broffer, just a few hour ago, get $8000?' Teller: 'Fluctuations.' Yang: 'Well, fluck you Yankees too!'

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A Pole and a Russian (Added On: 2010-06-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A Pole and a Russian find a suitcase full of money. "Ah!" says
the Russian, "we will of course divide the money between us, like good
socialist brothers."

"No way", says the Pole. "Fifty-fifty."

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Dirty Paddy (Added On: 2010-06-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.She yelled out for her husband. 'Paddy! Paddy!' she yelled.Paddy came running in. 'Paddy I've suctioned myself to the floor,' she said.'Ohhh nooo! Paddy said and tried to pull her up. 'You're just too heavy, love. I'll go across the road and get Shamus.'Paddy comes back with Shamus and they both tried to pull her up. 'Nope, I can't do it,' Shamus said, 'Let's try plan C.''Plan C?' exclaimed Paddy. 'What's that?''I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break the tiles under her.''Oh okay,' Paddy said. 'While you're doing that I'll stay here and play with her tits.''Play with her tits?' Shamus said. 'Why would you do that? This is hardly the time.'Paddy replied, 'Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive to replace.'

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