Food jokes

We could have been here sooner (Added On: 2009-07-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.""Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

Food fight in a store (Added On: 2009-05-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth.

Food one-liner (Added On: 2009-04-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.