|
Foul Language jokes
Ventriloquist and the Polack (Added On: 2010-06-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Little Johnny (Added On: 2010-06-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmatic. "Why" asks his father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?" and I said "6" "But thats right!" "Then she asked me 'how much is 2x3?" "Whats the fucking difference?" "Thats what I said!" Sister Mary Katherine lived in (Added On: 2010-06-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor An Italian in America (Added On: 2010-06-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) (must be read with an Italian or other foreign accent) One day ima gonna America to bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: 'Peace on you.' I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy. Hungry Rooster (Added On: 2010-05-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given a menu. When time to order the sheik orders for himself and the harem, and also asks for a basket of apples for the rooster. The waiter thinks it a bit strange, but does as is asked, and brings the apples for the rooster. One by one, the rooster eats all of the apples. Having When summoned again, the waiter asks the sheik about the voracious appetite of the rooster. The sheik explains: My first wish was to have an endless supply of money.
|
|||||
| © Copyright 2009 Lavee LLC. All rights reserved. Disclaimer Read our Privacy Policy | |||||