Funny signs jokes

On a store front in (Added On: 2010-02-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!" A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!" Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

Sign on music teachers door: (Added On: 2010-02-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin." Sign at the electic company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."Sign in beauty shop window: "Dye now!" Sign on a garbage truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." Sign at a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

Sign in a restaurant window: (Added On: 2009-01-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12"A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: "Today's special. Below it says: So's tomorrow."Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)." Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." Sign in a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."