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Gender humor jokes
Firm this up. (Added On: 2010-08-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A woman comes out of the shower one morning. Her husband sneaks up behind her, grabs a hold of her breasts, and says 'honey, if you firm these up a little bit you wouldn't have to wear a bra quite as much.' She was furious and didn't speak to him for the rest of the week. The next week, as she comes out of the shower, he sneaks up behind her again, grabs a hold of her buttocks, and says 'honey, if you firm these up a little bit, you wouldn't have to wear a girdle quite as much. Well she was furious. Next morning, he comes out of the shower, and she sneaks up behind him, grasp a hold of his penis, and says 'you know honey, if you firm this up a little bit, I wouldn't have to see your brother quite as much!!!" Women seeking men (Added On: 2010-07-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) "WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translationsCommitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now!Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewiseContagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin Men writing the rules (Added On: 2010-06-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. How to impress (Added On: 2010-06-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) How to impress a woman: compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her,kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her,spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her,support her,go to the ends of the earth for her.How to impress a man: Show up naked. Bring beer. Genie In A Bottle (Added On: 2010-06-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Two men are walking along the beach on day when they find a bottle buried in the sand. As they are brushing the sand off, a genie pops out and tells them he will give each of them one wish. After thinking a moment the first man says, I wish I were the world's smartest man." "Done, says the genie, and the man suddenly starts explaining Einstein’s Theory of Relativity to his friend. The second man thinks for a moment, then says, "I want to be smarter than him!" "Done," says the genie, and turns him into a woman!
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