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Gender humor jokes
Education for women (Added On: 2011-01-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have. Making a Women (Added On: 2011-01-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A man walks into a building and gets into the elevator. He presses the button for the fifth floor. At the fifth floor the most stunning woman he has ever seen gets into the lift and leans seductively against the wall.The man doesn't know where to look and starts to get very nervous.The woman begins to unbutton her blouse and throws it on the floor. She then takes off her bra and throws it on the floor.At this stage the guy is getting very nervous.Then she says "Make a woman out of me".He unbuttons his shirt,throws it on the floor and replies - "Alright, iron that." Womens instructions (Added On: 2010-11-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there. Competitive Man! (Added On: 2010-10-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) What's the definition of a competitive man? The one who finishes first and third in the same masturbation contest! Firm this up. (Added On: 2010-08-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A woman comes out of the shower one morning. Her husband sneaks up behind her, grabs a hold of her breasts, and says 'honey, if you firm these up a little bit you wouldn't have to wear a bra quite as much.' She was furious and didn't speak to him for the rest of the week. The next week, as she comes out of the shower, he sneaks up behind her again, grabs a hold of her buttocks, and says 'honey, if you firm these up a little bit, you wouldn't have to wear a girdle quite as much. Well she was furious. Next morning, he comes out of the shower, and she sneaks up behind him, grasp a hold of his penis, and says 'you know honey, if you firm this up a little bit, I wouldn't have to see your brother quite as much!!!"
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