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Women seeking men (Added On: 2010-07-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translationsCommitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now!Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewiseContagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin

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Men writing the rules (Added On: 2010-06-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

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How to impress (Added On: 2010-06-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

How to impress a woman: compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her,kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her,spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her,support her,go to the ends of the earth for her.How to impress a man: Show up naked. Bring beer.

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Genie In A Bottle (Added On: 2010-06-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two men are walking along the beach on day when they find a bottle buried in the sand. As they are brushing the sand off, a genie pops out and tells them he will give each of them one wish. After thinking a moment the first man says, I wish I were the world's smartest man." "Done, says the genie, and the man suddenly starts explaining Einstein’s Theory of Relativity to his friend. The second man thinks for a moment, then says, "I want to be smarter than him!" "Done," says the genie, and turns him into a woman!

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Irresistible (Added On: 2010-05-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."The man says "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

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