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Gender humor jokes
Girls Should Know (Added On: 2011-06-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) 20 Things Guys Think Girls Should Know 1. We're not a bunch of barbarians as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a jerk. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like garbage - what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7. If you really liked us for who we are, you would let us believe that our mustache, beard, or sideburns look cool. 8. We never shave our legs. So Get over it. 9. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong. 10. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 11. We absolutely do not care about The Backstreet Boys, 'NSYNC, Justin Timberlake, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 12. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something wrong. 13. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. 14. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 15. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. 16. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 17. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 18. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 19. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach. 20. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. IF YOU SEND THIS TO:0-5 people: you will have bad luck6-10 people: your crush will notice you 10-15 people: your crush will kiss you 15+ people: your crush will fall in love with you! In Common (Added On: 2011-04-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) What do a woman and a condom have in common?They both spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick. Got PMS (Added On: 2011-04-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-***-****."6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.8. You're counting down the days until menopause.9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.10. The Motrin bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. Barking (Added On: 2011-03-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) What's the difference between a woman and a dog at your front door? The dog will stop barking once you let it in! Women seeking men (Added On: 2011-03-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) "WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translationsOutgoing means: LoudPassionate means: LoudPoet means: Depressive Schizophrenic
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