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Mary Had A Little Lamb (Added On: 2010-07-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She went to sleep The sheep turned out to be a ram And Mary had a little lamb.

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More proof that gasoline prices are out of control: (Added On: 2010-07-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

I pulled into a full service gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The guy farted,took my five and walked away.

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Republican -- Democrat (Added On: 2010-07-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Politics: It all really just boils down to this:
Issue:

Criminals:
Democrats: Give them a Republicans: Give them the swift

The poor:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift

End Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift

Dictators:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift

The uninsured:
Democrats: Give t Republicans: Give them the swift

*The cost:
Democrats: $9,000,000, Republicans: $29.95

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I was sitting in the (Added On: 2010-07-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

I was sitting in the back of a taxi one day when I noticed the driver went straight threw a red light. I said to him, 'you just drove straight threw a red light!' He replied, 'Ah its ok, my brother does it all the time.' Not long after that, he drove threw another red light, and again he responded, 'its ok, my brother does it all the time.' I was starting to get a bit worried, when he slammed his breaks on right in front of a green light. I yelled 'What did you stop for!?' he turned around and replied; 'My brother might be comin' the other way...'

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The Soda Dum-Dum (Added On: 2010-07-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

John: Knock KnockRon: Who's ThereJohn: Ice Cream SodaRon: Ice Cream Soda WhoJohn: Ice Cream Soda People Can Hear Me

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