Idiots jokes

MEGA MORON AWARDS (Added On: 2009-05-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

MEGA MORON AWARDS Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]

Really Stupid People (Added On: 2009-04-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Really Stupid People A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

In Modesto, CA, (Added On: 2009-04-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

MEGA MORON AWARDS (Added On: 2009-04-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

MEGA MORON AWARDS New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes Officer..that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."