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IDIOTS ARE EASY (Added On: 2010-05-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASEI was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.

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LICENSE TO STEALTwo (Added On: 2010-04-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

LICENSE TO STEALTwo Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck. They panicked and fled, leaving the chain still attached to the machine, their bumper still attached to the chain, and their license plate still attached to the bumper.

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Really Stupid People (Added On: 2009-11-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Really Stupid People A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

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A man spoke (Added On: 2009-10-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

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MEGA MORON AWARDS (Added On: 2009-05-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

MEGA MORON AWARDS Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]

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