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Idiots jokes
Really Stupid People (Added On: 2009-11-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Really Stupid People A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. A man spoke (Added On: 2009-10-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!" MEGA MORON AWARDS (Added On: 2009-05-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) MEGA MORON AWARDS Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?] Really Stupid People (Added On: 2009-04-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Really Stupid People A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour. In Modesto, CA, (Added On: 2009-04-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
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