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Local High School Dropouts Cut (Added On: 2009-12-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect (Added On: 2009-07-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Dear Kill 17,000 Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds (Added On: 2009-03-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef (Added On: 2009-01-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood