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Q: How many comp.sys.intel (Added On: 2010-03-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many comp.sys.intel readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 0.999999875

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None... because you can program around anything!

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Q: How many members (Added On: 2010-02-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many members of the England cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into it.

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Q: How many Heisenbergs (Added On: 2010-02-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?A: The probability that the light bulb will actually be changed in any time interval is independent of how long you've been waiting.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? (Added On: 2010-01-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Seven.
One to change the light bulb.
Three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards
to the socket.
Two to secretly wish they were the socket.
One to secretly wish she was the light bulb.

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