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Untitled joke (Added On: 2012-01-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt bulb instead because it's slightly cheaper and less effective.

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Q: How many heterosexual (Added On: 2012-01-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?A: Both of them.

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Q: How many Lacanians (Added On: 2012-01-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Lacanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three-one to do it, one to desire it, and the ignorant Other.Note: Jacques Lacan (1901-82) was a prominent French psychoanalyst and theorist who is very influential with literary critics at the moment. This relates to his theories.)

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Q: How many alt.anagrams (Added On: 2011-12-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to say it can't be done because there aren't enough vowels, one to be clever and change "a lightbulb" into "bull bit hag", and one to try and sell copies of the "Anagram for Windows" program he wrote.

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Q: How many off-campus (Added On: 2011-12-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many off-campus landlords does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. The students will just wreck it, anyhow, so why bother?

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