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Q: How many George (Added On: 2010-09-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many George Smillivitches does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None, becouse tough girls aren't afraid of the dark.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? (Added On: 2010-09-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Two. One to do it and one to write a crappy folk song about it.

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Q: How many Will (Added On: 2010-09-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Will Rogers' does it take to change a dead light bulb?A: None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like.

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Q: How many rec.humor (Added On: 2010-08-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: An infinitely growing number: One to announce that the bulb burned out. Ten to agree. One to change it, one to post in saying "I got it", one to post in saying "Yes, but they have shots for it nowadays", one to post in saying "Our news software hasn't been working and I missed the original lightbulb joke. Would someone please post it again or email it to me ?", one to post in quoting everything so far and the words "Me too", two to turn it into a cascade, another ten to build the cascade into a disk-wasting monster, one to post in with "I don't get it. Isn't this the place for FUNNY jokes ?", one to post in after two months "What's this lightbulb joke you're all talking about ?", one to repost it a month later thinking it's a new joke, one to post "I didn't get it. What's the punchline ?", one to post "Has anyone got a list of these? I'm starting a list, so please send me all your lightbulb jokes", and one to cross-post the joke to alt.fan.lightbulbs 6 months later prefixed by "Are we allowed to tell jokes in here ?" and accompanied by all of our old favourites like "How many programmers...? None that's a hardware problem.", three to ask, a month later, "What FTP sites are the old lightbulbs archived at ?", and any number to revive the entire exchange at stochastic intervals of two to six months.

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One, but it has to (Added On: 2010-08-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block.

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