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Q: How many procrastinators (Added On: 2011-10-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One--but he has to wait until the light is better.

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Change a Light Bulb (Added On: 2011-10-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..

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Q: How many freelance (Added On: 2011-10-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?A: One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and screw itself in.

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Q: How many people (Added On: 2011-10-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many people with multiple personality disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One, but they're really three.

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Q: How many members (Added On: 2011-10-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many members of the Pakistan cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. "The players should only have to play 80 overs in a day. To expect them to do any more would place an unnecessary strain upon them."

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