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Q: How many alt.anagrams (Added On: 2011-12-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to say it can't be done because there aren't enough vowels, one to be clever and change "a lightbulb" into "bull bit hag", and one to try and sell copies of the "Anagram for Windows" program he wrote.

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Q: How many off-campus (Added On: 2011-12-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many off-campus landlords does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. The students will just wreck it, anyhow, so why bother?

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Q: How many heavy (Added On: 2011-12-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to change it and two to say "Excelleeeeeent !"

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Q: How many Pisceans (Added On: 2011-12-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: What lightbulb?

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Q: How many Maoists (Added On: 2011-12-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?A: One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!"

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