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Q: How many pessimists (Added On: 2010-07-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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Q: How many Macintosh (Added On: 2010-06-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Did you try rebooting with extensions off ?Note: On the Macintosh, certain types of crashes can sometimes be attributed to not-quite-compatible extensions. One way to find out if one of the extensions is at fault in a crash is to reboot with extensions off and see if it crashes again.

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Q: How many proofreaders (Added On: 2010-06-25 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many proofreaders does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Proofreaders aren't supposed to change lightbulbs. They should just query them.

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Q: How many loggers (Added On: 2010-06-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, but he uses a chainsaw.

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Q: How many Chinese (Added On: 2010-06-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Chinese students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Twelve: one to screw in the lightbulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets.

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