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Q: How many heavy (Added On: 2011-12-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to change it and two to say "Excelleeeeeent !"

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Q: How many Pisceans (Added On: 2011-12-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: What lightbulb?

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Q: How many Maoists (Added On: 2011-12-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?A: One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!"

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Q: How many evolutionists (Added On: 2011-11-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?A: There's no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?

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...lightbulb... (Added On: 2011-10-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Wanna go ride bikes?

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