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Mollys in heat (Added On: 2011-03-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Little Johnny came in from school and asked if he could take his dog, Molly, for a walk.

"You can't dear, Molly's in heat," said the mother.

"What's heat, Momma?" asked Johnny.

"Your dad is out in the garage. You better go ask him," said Momma.

"Hey Daddy, I want to take Molly for a walk, but Momma says I can't cause she's in heat. What's heat?"

His dad was cleaning his tools in some gasoline. He took a rag, dipped it in the gasoline and rubbed it all over Molly's rear end. "Don't worry about it, son. This will fix her." With that, Little Johnny took Molly for the walk.

About twenty minutes later he returned without the dog.

"Where's Molly?" his dad asked.

"She ran out of gas about two blocks away, Daddy," answered Little Johnny,

"But don't worry: one of the neighbor's dogs is pushing her home."

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Tooth Brush (Added On: 2011-02-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Johnny's dad walks into the bathroom and sees Johnny scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush. His dad says, “What the hell are you doing!” Johnny says, "There's no way I'm getting a cavity like my sister"

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Can I Have A Drink? (Added On: 2011-01-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later, "Da-ad...""What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out."Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??""I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!""When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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Little Johnny at Sunday School (Added On: 2010-12-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Little Johnny came home after attending Sunday School at his church, and his mother asked him, "Did you learn anything this morning, Johnny?"

"Oh, I learned a lot of good stuff about the Bible."

"What?"

"Well," said Johnny confidently, "I learned that King Solomon was the wisest man who ever lived, and that he had 700 wives and 300 porcupines."

Credit: Rev. Cleve Wilkie, The Times-Leader, Grifton, N.C., 7/27/94

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Sticking It Out (Added On: 2010-10-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The little boy was 8 yrs old when his parents decided to have him circumcised (looking different than dad, other kids, etc.).After a few days of recovery, the boy went back to school.After about an hour, the pain was really starting to bother him so he asked if he could see the school nurse.He went to see her but was too embarrassed to tell her what the problem was.She suggested that he call his Mom and see if she could come and get him.The nurse waited in the other room while the call was made.After a few minutes the little boy came out and started walking back to class, but the nurse noticed that his penis was hanging out of his pants.She said "Johnny, what are you doing? You can't walk around like that."He replied, "Well I told my Mom how much I hurt and she said that if I could just stick it out till lunch time she would come pick me up then."

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