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Naked Lawn Mower (Added On: 2012-01-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied

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Terms of endearment (Added On: 2012-01-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy: "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names." His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."

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A quote on marriage (Added On: 2012-01-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov

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Married Life (Added On: 2011-12-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

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A quote on marriage (Added On: 2011-12-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

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