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Mother-in-law (Added On: 2011-10-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A big-game hunter went on safari with his new wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

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A quote on marriage (Added On: 2011-10-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

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New Bra (Added On: 2011-10-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a new bra.

Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!

Wife: You wear shorts!

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A way to save your marriage (Added On: 2011-09-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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A quote on marriage (Added On: 2011-09-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

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