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Historical Wife (Added On: 2011-11-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A man complains to a friend, "I can't take it anymore.""What's wrong?" his concerned friend asks."It's my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!""You mean hysterical," his friend said, chuckling."No, I mean HISTORICAL," the man insists. "Every argument we have, she'll go "I still remember that time when you ...."

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How have times changed? (Added On: 2011-11-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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Too good to be true (Added On: 2011-11-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink. The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness." The Italian said "That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini's with every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table." The Russian said "That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstof's we drink for free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid." "That sounds to good to be true!" the Irishman exclaimed. "Have you actually been there?" "No," the Russian replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."

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Gray Hairs (Added On: 2011-11-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately...but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"

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Not What I Had In Mind (Added On: 2011-11-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror mirror on the door, make my "manhood" touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash and both his legs fall off.

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