Love and marriage jokes

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A quote on marriage (Added On: 2010-05-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Scary Girlfriend (Added On: 2010-05-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

My girlfriend is weird.

Just the other day, she asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?"

I thought about a moment and answered, "No."

There was a pause, and then she said, "Okay, forget it then."

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A quote on marriage (Added On: 2010-05-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.

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A quote on marriage (Added On: 2010-05-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

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Sex Survey (Added On: 2010-05-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The research worker, conducting a sex survey, phoned one of the husbands whose completed form was spread out before him."Mr Pullman, there seems to be some discrepancies between the answers of you and your wife to the same question. For example, under 'Frequency of Intercourse you wrote 'Three times a week and your wife 'Three times a night." "Well, that's right," replied the husband, "but that's only until we have paid off the mortgage on the house."

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