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Torrid Affair (Added On: 2011-12-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished they fell asleep and didn't wake up till 8 o'clock.They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she does as he asks (thinking he's pretty weird).The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door. Upset, she asks where he's been.The man replies "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, "I see those grass stains on your shoes. You've been playing golf again, haven't you!"

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A quote on marriage (Added On: 2011-12-25 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

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Proposal From Atheist (Added On: 2011-12-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

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That Question! (Added On: 2011-12-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper "Darling am I the first man to make love to you ?"Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. "Of course you are!" she said. "And also the best too. I don't know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions."

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Sex before marriage (Added On: 2011-12-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Ron and his new friend Arty were having a drink together, and were talking about their respective married lives.I had sex with my wife before we were married," said Don, "did you?""Gee, I don't know," answered Arty. "What was your wifes maiden name?"

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