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Hippie (Math) (Added On: 2010-05-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Did you hear about the hippy mathematician?
A: Yeah, he likes to keep it natural

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Three is equal to four (Added On: 2010-02-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

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Statistical one-liner (Added On: 2009-11-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who invented a device to measure the weight of trees?A: It's referred to as the log scale.

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Misunderstood people (Added On: 2009-08-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonni, Tchebycheff, Schatzoff, Hotelling, and Godambe. Where are the statisticians with names such as Smith, Brown, or Johnson?3. They are fond of all snakes and typically own as a pet a large South American snake called an ANOCOVA.4. For perverse reasons, rather than view a matrix right side up they prefer to invert it.5. Rather than moonlighting by holding Amway parties they earn a few extra bucks by holding pocket-protector parties.6. They are frequently seen in their back yards on clear nights gazing through powerful amateur telescopes looking for distant star constellations called ANOVA's.7. They are 99% confident that sleep can not be induced in an introductory statistics class by lecturing on z-scores.8. Their idea of a scenic and exotic trip is traveling three standard deviations above the mean in a normal distribution.9. They manifest many psychological disorders because as young statisticians many of their statistical hypotheses were rejected.10. They express a deap-seated fear that society will someday construct tests that will enable everyone to make the same score. Without variation or individual differences the field of statistics has no real function and a statistician becomes a penniless ward of the state.

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Statistical one-liner (Added On: 2009-05-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Underwater ship builders are concerned with sub-optimization.

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