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Statistical one-liner (Added On: 2011-03-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: 1-3, alpha = .05

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Proof E equal to one (Added On: 2011-01-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1

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Hippie (Math) (Added On: 2010-05-28 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Did you hear about the hippy mathematician?
A: Yeah, he likes to keep it natural

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Three is equal to four (Added On: 2010-02-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

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Statistical one-liner (Added On: 2009-11-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who invented a device to measure the weight of trees?A: It's referred to as the log scale.

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