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The prison hospital (Added On: 2012-01-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!Doctor: I am, bit by bit.

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the dad (Added On: 2011-12-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

this lady walks in the dentist and said is this gonna hurt and the dentist said "no its just a screw.

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My wife is beating me (Added On: 2011-12-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!

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Bad temper problem (Added On: 2011-08-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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Is she feeling any better? (Added On: 2011-01-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.

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