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My wife is beating me (Added On: 2011-12-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!

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Bad temper problem (Added On: 2011-08-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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Is she feeling any better? (Added On: 2011-01-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.

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We need to help these people (Added On: 2010-12-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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My son swallowed the can opener (Added On: 2010-11-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!

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There are 13 funny Medical jokes in this category.

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