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Bass joke (Added On: 2011-11-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The annoying drumsThis guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool." He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums.This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep."The manager says, "No! Drums must never stop. It's very bad if drums stop.""Why?""When drums stop...bass solo begins."

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Musician joke (Added On: 2011-09-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because he's Haydn!

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Guitar joke (Added On: 2011-07-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?A: Counterpoint.

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Guitar joke (Added On: 2011-06-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?A: Would you like fries with that?

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Orchestra joke (Added On: 2011-06-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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