Music jokes

There are 28 funny Music jokes in this category.

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Oboe joke (Added On: 2011-01-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?A: Because most oboes are full of holes.

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Viola joke (Added On: 2010-12-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Trombone joke (Added On: 2010-10-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.

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Bass joke (Added On: 2010-09-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

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Violin joke (Added On: 2010-09-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola?A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.

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