Music jokes

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Violin joke (Added On: 2010-09-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola?A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.

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Bass joke (Added On: 2010-08-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

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Bassoon jokes (Added On: 2010-06-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.

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Cello joke (Added On: 2010-05-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Guitar joke (Added On: 2010-03-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!

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