Music jokes

There are 12 funny Music jokes in this category.

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Trombone joke (Added On: 2010-02-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes.

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Clarinet joke (Added On: 2009-11-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?A: Gifted.

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Bagpipe joke (Added On: 2009-10-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.

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Music joke (Added On: 2009-10-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

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Viola joke (Added On: 2009-10-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.

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