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Orchestra joke (Added On: 2011-06-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

May I speak to the conductorA musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."

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Violin joke (Added On: 2011-05-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.

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Guitar joke (Added On: 2011-04-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!

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Clarinet joke (Added On: 2011-02-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?A: So they can park in the handicap zones.

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Violin joke (Added On: 2011-02-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.

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